Attention all fans, customers, and associates of Ranger Up Military and MMA Apparel. We at Ranger Up cordially invite you, our loyal and most awesome supporters, to join us in Las Vegas, Nevada on July 5th and 6th for two more unforgettable Ranger Up/FIGHT! Magazine bashes—two nights of unadulterated fun and entertainment hosted by RU-sponsored fighters, and all-around badass-nice guys, Brian “All-American” Stann and Tim Kennedy.
We’re already starting to get amped around the company.
“Civilizations have risen and fallen and never seen a party as good as our last FIGHT! Magazine/Ranger Up Party. We aim to top that,” RU Nick, CEO and CDO (Chief Domination Officer) of Ranger Up, tells me. “And, last time a former light heavyweight champ showed up in a Lucha Libre mask.”
The scheme of maneuver breaks down like this:
Ranger Up Jean Launch Party—July 5th. After a year of planning, design, and Tommy tearing out what little hair he has left to give you the best possible product, Ranger Up is finally ready to launch our brand new line of jeans. We can think of no better way to do this than by throwing a gigantic party you’re all invited to.
Come meet our host for the evening’s festivities, Brian Stann, and the rest of the Ranger Up crew at the Chateau Nightclub and Gardens in the Paris Hotel. We will drink, laugh, and—as long as nobody sets anything on fire or pisses themselves—have a spectacular time.
The party starts at 10:00 pm. Email: business@rangerup.com to be put on the guest list and there will be no cover charge!
There ain’t no party like an RU party.
(WARNING: If you attend the party and find yourself in a stare down with Brian Stann longer than ten seconds… LOOK AWAY! His medusa-like glare can turn the toughest of men into stone. I’ve seen it.)
Tim Kennedy Post-Fight Party—July 6th. It has been years in the making. After a notable professional fighting career—one that he often interrupted to serve his country as a Green Beret—Tim Kennedy will be making his UFC debut at the MGM Grand against Roger Gracie.
It’s not like Ranger Up is the type of company to show up to Vegas for one night and bolt out of town. That’s a waste of quality drinking time. We expect Tim Kennedy to kick ass and, since he’s going to need an outlet after the fight, he has committed to being our Ye Old Grand Marshall for his own post-fight party. So, for your consideration, we’re throwing another 10:00 pm bash at LAX in the Luxor. Again, email us at business@rangerup.com to be put on the guest list with no cover charge.
Now, folks, these are two nights of partying. Question: can you handle it? Answer: of course you can, that’s what Rangering the F up is all about. We expect to see you there.
(NOTICE: Although Tim Kennedy is a world renowned cook and purveyor of all things refined, don’t expect him to be giving out free tips on class. That’s something you’re born with. On a side note, Tommy will be giving out free advice on the essence of swag.)
RU Booth at the Fight Expo. If you want more than just parties to go to, Ranger Up will once again be on the floor at the UFC Fan Expo at the Mandalay Bay on both the 5th and 6th of July, from 10:00 am to 6:00 pm. We’ll be in booth 4056—right next to the Grappler’s Quest mats. Swing by to hang out with us and, this should go without saying, wear your Ranger Up gear for near and far recognition signals.
